Sunday, October 28, 2007

STOCK MARKET


A stock market is a market for the trading of company stock, and derivatives of same; both of these are securities listed on a stock exchange as well as those only traded privately.



The Definition


The term 'the stock market' is a concept for the mechanism that enables the trading of company stocks (collective shares), other securities, and derivatives. Bonds are still traditionally traded in an informal, over-the-counter market known as the bond market. Commodities are traded in commodities markets, and derivatives are traded in a variety of markets (but, like bonds, mostly 'over-the-counter').
The size of the worldwide 'bond market' is estimated at $45 trillion. The size of the 'stock market' is estimated at about $51 trillion. The world derivatives market has been estimated at about $480 trillion 'face' or nominal value, 30 times the size of the U.S. economy…and 12 times the size of the entire world economy.[1] The major U.S. Banks alone are said to account for well over $200 trillion. It must be noted though that the value of the derivatives market, because it is stated in terms of notional values, cannot be directly compared to a stock or a fixed income security, which traditionally refers to an actual value. (Many such relatively illiquid securities are valued as marked to model, rather than an actual market price.)
The stocks are listed and traded on stock exchanges which are entities (a corporation or mutual organization) specialized in the business of bringing buyers and sellers of stocks and securities together. The stock market in the United States includes the trading of all securities listed on the NYSE, the NASDAQ, the Amex, as well as on the many regional exchanges, the OTCBB, and Pink Sheets. European examples of stock exchanges include the Paris Bourse (now part of Euronext), the London Stock Exchange and the Deutsche Börse.





Trading


Participants in the stock market range from small individual stock investors to large hedge fund traders, who can be based anywhere. Their orders usually end up with a professional at a stock exchange, who executes the order.
Some exchanges are physical locations where transactions are carried out on a trading floor, by a method known as open outcry. This type of auction is used in stock exchanges and commodity exchanges where traders may enter "verbal" bids and offers simultaneously. The other type of exchange is a virtual kind, composed of a network of computers where trades are made electronically via traders at computer terminals.
Actual trades are based on an auction market paradigm where a potential buyer bids a specific price for a stock and a potential seller asks a specific price for the stock. (Buying or selling at market means you will accept any bid price or ask price for the stock.) When the bid and ask prices match, a sale takes place on a first come first served basis if there are multiple bidders or askers at a given price.
The purpose of a stock exchange is to facilitate the exchange of securities between buyers and sellers, thus providing a marketplace (virtual or real). The exchanges provide real-time trading information on the listed securities, facilitating price discovery.
The New York Stock Exchange is a physical exchange. This is also referred to as a "listed" exchange (because only stocks listed with the exchange may be traded). Orders enter by way of brokerage firms that are members of the exchange and flow down to floor brokers who go to a specific spot on the floor where the stock trades. At this location, known as the trading post, there is a specific person known as the specialist whose job is to match buy orders and sell orders. Prices are determined using an auction method known as "open outcry": the current bid price is the highest amount any buyer is willing to pay and the current ask price is the lowest price at which someone is willing to sell; if there is a spread, no trade takes place. For a trade to take place, there must be a matching bid and ask price. (If a spread exists, the specialist is supposed to use his own resources of money or stock to close the difference, after some time.) Once a trade has been made, the details are reported on the "tape" and sent back to the brokerage firm, who then notifies the investor who placed the order. Although there is a significant amount of direct human contact in this process, computers do play a huge role in the process, especially for so-called "program trading".
The Nasdaq is a virtual (listed) exchange, where all of the trading is done over a computer network. The process is similar to the above, in that the seller provides an asking price and the buyer provides a bidding price. However, buyers and sellers are electronically matched. One or more Nasdaq market makers will always provide a bid and ask price at which they will always purchase or sell 'their' stock.[2].
The Paris Bourse, now part of Euronext is an order-driven, electronic stock exchange. It was automated in the late 1980s. Before, it consisted of an open outcry exchange. Stockbrokers met in the trading floor or the Palais Brongniart. In 1986, the CATS trading system was introduced, and the order matching process was fully automated.
From time to time, active trading (especially in large blocks of securities) have moved away from the 'active' exchanges. Securities firms, led by UBS AG, Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and Credit Suisse Group, already steer 12 percent of U.S. security trades away from the exchanges to their internal systems. That share probably will increase to 18 percent by 2010 as more investment banks bypass the NYSE and Nasdaq and pair buyers and sellers of securities themselves, according to data compiled by Boston-based Aite Group LLC, a brokerage-industry consultant.
Now that computers have eliminated the need for trading floors like the Big Board's, the balance of power in equity markets is shifting. By bringing more orders in-house, where clients can move big blocks of stock anonymously, brokers pay the exchanges less in fees and capture a bigger share of the $11 billion a year that institutional investors pay in trading commissions.




Market Participants


Many years ago, worldwide, buyers and sellers were individual investors, such as wealthy businessmen, with long family histories (and emotional ties) to particular corporations. Over time, markets have become more "institutionalized"; buyers and sellers are largely institutions (e.g., pension funds, insurance companies, mutual funds, hedge funds, investor groups, and banks). The rise of the institutional investor has brought with it some improvements in market operations. Thus, the government was responsible for "fixed" (and exorbitant) fees being markedly reduced for the 'small' investor, but only after the large institutions had managed to break the brokers' solid front on fees (they then went to 'negotiated' fees, but only for large institutions).
However, corporate governance (at least in the West) has been very much adversely affected by the rise of (largely 'absentee') institutional 'own'.



History




Historian Fernand Braudel suggests that in Cairo in the 11th century Muslim and Jewish merchants had already set up every form of trade association and had knowledge of every method of credit and payment, disproving the belief that these were invented later by Italians. In 12th century France the courratiers de change were concerned with managing and regulating the debts of agricultural communities on behalf of the banks. Because these men also traded with debts, they could be called the first brokers. In late 13th century Bruges commodity traders gathered inside the house of a man called Van der Beurse, and in 1309 they became the "Brugse Beurse", institutionalizing what had been, until then, an informal meeting. The idea quickly spread around Flanders and neighboring counties and "Beurzen" soon opened in Ghent and Amsterdam.
In the middle of the 13th century Venetian bankers began to trade in government securities. In 1351 the Venetian government outlawed spreading rumors intended to lower the price of government funds. Bankers in Pisa, Verona, Genoa and Florence also began trading in government securities during the 14th century. This was only possible because these were independent city states not ruled by a duke but a council of influential citizens. The Dutch later started joint stock companies, which let shareholders invest in business ventures and get a share of their profits - or losses. In 1602, the Dutch East India Company issued the first shares on the Amsterdam Stock Exchange. It was the first company to issue stocks and bonds.
The Amsterdam Stock Exchange (or Amsterdam Beurs) is also said to have been the first stock exchange to introduce continuous trade in the early 17th century. The Dutch "pioneered short selling, option trading, debt-equity swaps, merchant banking, unit trusts and other speculative instruments, much as we know them" (Murray Sayle, "Japan Goes Dutch", London Review of Books XXIII.7, April 5, 2001). There are now stock markets in virtually every developed and most developing economies, with the world's biggest markets being in the United States, Canada, China (Hongkong), India, UK, Germany, France and Japan.



Investment Strategies


One of the many things people always want to know about the stock market is, "How do I make money investing?" There are many different approaches; two basic methods are classified as either fundamental analysis or technical analysis. Fundamental analysis refers to analyzing companies by their financial statements found in SEC Filings, business trends, general economic conditions, etc. Technical analysis studies price actions in markets through the use of charts and quantitative techniques to attempt to forecast price trends regardless of the company's financial prospects. One example of a technical strategy is the Trend following method, used by John W. Henry and Ed Seykota, which uses price patterns, utilizes strict money management and is also rooted in risk control and diversification.
Additionally, many choose to invest via the index method. In this method, one holds a weighted or unweighted portfolio consisting of the entire stock market or some segment of the stock market (such as the S&P 500 or Wilshire 5000). The principal aim of this strategy is to maximize diversification, minimize taxes from too frequent trading, and ride the general trend of the stock market (which, in the U.S., has averaged nearly 10%/year, compounded annually, since World War II).
Finally, one may trade based on inside information, which is known as insider trading.


The behavior of the stock market


From experience we know that investors may temporarily pull financial prices away from their long term trend level. Over-reactions may occur— so that excessive optimism (euphoria) may drive prices unduly high or excessive pessimism may drive prices unduly low. New theoretical and empirical arguments have been put forward against the notion that financial markets are efficient.
According to the efficient market hypothesis (EMH), only changes in fundamental factors, such as profits or dividends, ought to affect share prices. (But this largely theoretic academic viewpoint also predicts that little or no trading should take place— contrary to fact— since prices are already at or near equilibrium, having priced in all public knowledge.) But the efficient-market hypothesis is sorely tested by such events as the stock market crash in 1987, when the Dow Jones index plummeted 22.6 percent — the largest-ever one-day fall in the United States. This event demonstrated that share prices can fall dramatically even though, to this day, it is impossible to fix a definite cause: a thorough search failed to detect any specific or unexpected development that might account for the crash. It also seems to be the case more generally that many price movements are not occasioned by new information; a study of the fifty largest one-day share price movements in the United States in the post-war period confirms this.[2] Moreover, while the EMH predicts that all price movement (in the absence of change in fundamental information) is random (i.e., non-trending), many studies have shown a marked tendency for the stock market to trend over time periods of weeks or longer.
Various explanations for large price movements have been promulgated. For instance, some research has shown that changes in estimated risk, and the use of certain strategies, such as stop-loss limits and Value at Risk limits, theoretically could cause financial markets to overreact.
Other research has shown that psychological factors may result in exaggerated stock price movements. Psychological research has demonstrated that people are predisposed to 'seeing' patterns, and often will perceive a pattern in what is, in fact, just noise. (Something like seeing familiar shapes in clouds or ink blots.) In the present context this means that a succession of good news items about a company may lead investors to overreact positively (unjustifiably driving the price up). A period of good returns also boosts the investor's self-confidence, reducing his (psychological) risk threshold.[3]
Another phenomenon— also from psychology— that works against an objective assessment is group thinking. As social animals, it is not easy to stick to an opinion that differs markedly from that of a majority of the group. An example with which one may be familiar is the reluctance to enter a restaurant that is empty; people generally prefer to have their opinion validated by those of others in the group.
In one paper the authors draw an analogy with gambling.[4] In normal times the market behaves like a game of roulette; the probabilities are known and largely independent of the investment decisions of the different players. In times of market stress, however, the game becomes more like poker (herding behavior takes over). The players now must give heavy weight to the psychology of other investors and how they are likely to react psychologically.
The stock market, as any other business, is quite unforgiving of amateurs. Inexperienced investors rarely get the assistance and support they need. In the period running up to the recent Nasdaq crash, less than 1 per cent of the analyst's recommendations had been to sell (and even during the 2000 - 2002 crash, the average did not rise above 5%). The media amplified the general euphoria, with reports of rapidly rising share prices and the notion that large sums of money could be quickly earned in the so-called new economy stock market. (And later amplified the gloom which descended during the 2000 - 2002 crash, so that by summer of 2002, predictions of a DOW average below 5000 were quite common.)


Courtesy: wikipedia

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Artificial intelligence

The term Artificial Intelligence (AI) was first used by John McCarthy who used it to mean "the science and engineering of making intelligent machines".[1] It can also refer to intelligence as exhibited by an artificial (man-made, non-natural, manufactured) entity. While AI is the generally accepted term, others, including both Computational Intelligence and Synthetic Intelligence, have been proposed as potentially being "more accurate."[2] The terms strong and weak AI can be used to narrow the definition for classifying such systems. AI is studied in overlapping fields of computer science, psychology, philosophy, neuroscience, and engineering, dealing with intelligent behavior, learning, and adaptation and usually developed using customized machines or computers.


Research in AI is concerned with producing machines to automate tasks requiring intelligent behavior. Examples include control, planning and scheduling, the ability to answer diagnostic and consumer questions, handwriting, natural language, speech, and facial recognition. As such, the study of AI has also become an engineering discipline, focused on providing solutions to real life problems, knowledge mining, software applications, strategy games like computer chess and other video games. One of the biggest difficulties with AI is that of comprehension. Many devices have been created that can do amazing things, but critics of AI claim that no actual comprehension by the AI machine has taken place.




Mechanisms

Generally speaking AI systems are built around automated inference engines. Based on certain conditions ("if") the system infers certain consequences ("then"). AI applications are generally divided into two types, in terms of consequences: classifiers ("if shiny then diamond") and controllers ("if shiny then pick up"). Controllers do however also classify conditions before inferring actions and therefore classification form a central part of most AI systems.


Classifiers make use of pattern recognition for condition matching. In many cases this does not imply absolute, but rather the closest match. Techniques to achieve this divides roughly into two schools of thought: Conventional AI and Computational intelligence (CI).


Conventional AI research focuses on attempts to mimic human intelligence through symbol manipulation and symbolically structured knowledge bases. This approach limits the situations to which conventional AI can be applied. Lotfi Zadeh stated that "we are also in possession of computational tools which are far more effective in the conception and design of intelligent systems that the predicate-logic-based methods, which form the core of traditional AI", techniques which have become known as soft computing. These often biologically inspired methods, stand in contrast to conventional AI and compensate for the shortcomings of symbolicism.[3] These two methodologies has also been labelled as neats vs. scruffies, with neats emphasizing the use of logic and formal representation of knowledge while scruffies take an application-oriented heuristic bottom-up approach

fUnNy FaCtssss .......



* John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer. In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the single largest employer.





* Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek and the Dominos ("Layla"), killed his mother with a claw hammer, then went back to finish a set with the band.





*One of Hewlett Packard's first ideas was an automatic urinal flusher.








*Eric Clapton did not play the very famous first riff on the song "Layla". That was Duane Allman.





*Clapton comes in later. As you age, your eye color gets lighter.





*There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.





*The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.





*The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats. Illinois has the most personalized license plates of any state.





*If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.





*There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.





*The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.





*The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.





*There are 206 bones in the adult human body, but 300 in children (some of the bones fuse together as a child grows).





*Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height.





*In human terms this is equal to a 6 foot person jumping 780 feet into the air.





*Snakes are true carnivores as they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material.





*There are no venomous snakes in Maine.





*The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles.





*The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.





*It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.





*Erosion at the base of Niagara Falls (USA) undermines the shale cliffs and as a result, the falls have receded approximately 7 miles over the last 10,000 years.





*The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.





*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.





* North Dakota has never had an earthquake.





*Alexander Graham Bell (who invented the telephone) also set a world water-speed record of over seventy miles an hour at the age of 72.





*There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.





* Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year.





*Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror.





*The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.





*There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are human beings on the surface of the earth.





*Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.





*If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.





*Women blink nearly twice as much as men.





*In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.





*Almonds are members of the peach family.





*Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.





*Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.





*One person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.





*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.





*February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.





*More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.





*Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Animal Kingdom".





*The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle.





*All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split).





*The Spanish word esposa means "wife." The plural, esposas, means "wives," but also "handcuffs."





*If all Americans used one third less ice in their drinks the United States would become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy.





*If the Nile River were stretched across the United States, it would run nearly from New York to Los Angeles.





*San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move. The Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years.





*Its concrete will not be fully cured for another 500 years.





*Abraham Lincoln's dog, Fido, was assassinated too.





*All of David Letterman's suits are custom made - there are no creases in his suit trousers.





*Cranberry Jell-O is the only flavor that contains real fruit flavoring.





*Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.





*In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.





*Richard Versalle, a tenor performing at New York's Metropolitan Opera House, suffered a heart attack and fell 10 feet from a ladder to the stage just after singing the line "You can only live so long."





* If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people, 51% would be female, 49% male; 50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people, one person would be nearly dead, one nearly born.





* In 1920, Babe Ruth out-homered every American League team.





*Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.





*Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.





*The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.





*The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.





*The California Department of Motor Vehicles has issued six driver's licenses to six different people named Jesus Christ.





*Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.





*People in China and Japan die disproportionately on the 4th of each month because the words death and four sound alike, and they are represented by the same symbol.





*Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Rio de Janeiro.





* Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans. They first have 30 "puppy" teeth, then 42 adult teeth.





*In 1950, President Harry Truman threw out the first ball twice at the opening day Washington DC baseball game; once right handed and once left handed.





*A Swiss ski resort announced it would combat global warming by wrapping its mountain glaciers in aluminum foil to keep them from melting.





*The chameleon has a tongue that is one and a half times the length of his body.





*Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed.





*There once was a town named "6" in West Virginia.





*Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts.





*In 1920, Babe Ruth broke the single season home run record, with 29. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 30 home runs. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 40 home runs. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 50 home runs.





*A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage.





*Profanity is typically cut from in-flight movies to make them suitable for general audiences.





*Fox Searchlight Pictures has substituted "Ashcroft" for "A**hole" in the movie Sideways when dubbed for Aerolineas Argentinas flights.





*Author Hunter S. Thompson, who committed suicide recently, wanted to be cremated and his ashes to be shot out of a cannon on his ranch.





*Sports Illustrated magazine allows subscribers to opt out of receiving the famous swimsuit issue each year.





*Fewer than 1% choose this option. There is a company that will (for $14,000) take your ashes, compress them into a synthetic diamond to be set in jewelry for a loved one.





* The RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music illegally, even though a copy of her death certificate was sent to the RIAA a week before it filed the suit.





*Two 1903 paintings recently sold at auction for $590,000 - the paintings were in the famous "Dogs Playing Poker" series.





*Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.


The No Monster, The Please Police, and The big Tuckle


The No Monster

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who always said, "No!" His mother asked him to go brush his teeth and he said, "No!" His father asked him to clean up his room and he said, "No!"

His sister-"
"That's me!" said Elizabeth.
"Yes," said the Father, "that's you. Now back to the story. "
His sister asked him to help her play Barbies and he said, "No!" The little boy even said "No!" to questions that weren't yes or no questions.
His friends at school asked him what he had in his lunch bag and he said, "No!" The teacher asked him what time it was and he said, "No!"

This little boy was the No Monster. No matter what you said or asked, he would respond, "NO!"
He lived in No Man's Land. With Nobody. He knew Nothing. But he Nos Everything.
"Get it?" asked the Father.

Elizabeth nodded. "N-O, as in says 'No!' to everything and K-N-O-W as in 'understands' everything. Know and No are homonyms."

"Hornmy-nims," repeated Joey, wanting to get back to the story.
'"Right," said the Father. "Very good."

Millions of miles away, up in the tallest tree in the biggest forest lives the queen of the fairies. It is her job to rid the world of No Monsters. But she was busy that day, so she told the youngest, newest fairy to go to the little boy's house and make him stop saying "No!" to everything.

"But I don't know how!" said the smallest fairy.
The fairy queen said gently, "You're a smart little fairy. You will figure it out soon enough. Now go."
So the smallest fairy flew all the way to the No Monster's house and did her best to try to get the No Monster to say "yes."

"I am a fairy," said the fairy.
"No! " said the No Monster.
"I'll play a game with you, if you like," said the fairy sweetly.
"No! " said the No Monster.
"I'll sing a song for you or do a dance for you," said the smallest fairy.
"No!" said the No Monster,
The fairy couldn't think of any way to get the No Monster to stop saying "No!" She almost gave up, but then she had an idea.


When the little boy was eating dinner, she started making a fairy cake. And if you have never eaten a slice of fairy cake, then you have never had the sweetest, fairiest dessert in the world. It's pure white on top and chocolate inside. Unless you don't like chocolate, then it isn't. In fact, every bite tastes different and is always exactly what you want to taste next. But most importantly, the fairy cake looks as good as it tastes.


All through dinner, the little boy watched the fairy make the fairy cake. He watched her drop candy sparkles all over the top, wrap candy ribbons all around the edges, and sprinkle fairy sugar over everything. His mouth watered when he thought how wonderful the amazing fairy cake might taste.

Then, when the little boy was done with dinner and had put his plate into the dishwasher, the fairy asked him, "Would you like a piece of my fairy cake?"
For a moment the boy said nothing and it looked like the No Monster would win, but then the boy smiled as sweetly as he had ever smiled before in his life and said in a very small voice, "Yes, please."


And that was the end of the No Monster.
The two children clapped.
"Did you like the story?" asked the Father.
"Yes, " said Elizabeth quickly.
Joey wrinkled his nose, smiled a devilish smile, and yelled loudly, 'No!"
They all laughed.
"Now tell us a story about a little girl," said Elizabeth.
"How do you ask for something?" chided the Father.
"Please!" said both the children quickly.
"Yes," said the Father. "And that is what this story is about. It's called The Please Police."
"Ha, ha!" chuckled Elizabeth and then looked at her brother. "Get it?" she asked. She explained slowly, "The pah-leeeaze pah-leeeece."
Joey nodded, wanting the story to start.


The Please Police

It was a Saturday morning. The little girl woke up early to watch cartoons. After a little while, her Mother came into the television room and asked her if she wanted pancakes for breakfast. The little girl simply nodded.

Soon, her Mother came back in the room and put down a steaming plate of pancakes, a bottle of syrup, a fork and a napkin.

"Drink," said the little girl.
"In a second," said her Mother, as she left the room. Maybe the Mother was sleepy that Saturday morning. Maybe the little girl was caught up in the cartoon. But either way, the little girl had done something wrong and her Mother did not correct her.
"She didn't say 'Please'," explained Joey.


"Uh oh!" said Elizabeth. "Now I know what's going to happen next!"
As soon as the Mother set down the glass of orange juice, the siren started. It was very soft at first. Weee-yeee-yeeee.

The little girl watched her cartoon carefully to see if the siren was coming from the television. It wasn't. The siren got a little louder. Weee-Yeeee-Yeee.

The little girl listened as the siren got closer and closer, louder and louder. Weeee-yeeee! WEE-eeee- YEE-eeee!
The little girl looked out the window to watch the police car or fire truck or ambulance go by. But even though the siren got closer and closer - WEeEe-YEeEe! WEeEe-FEeEe! - she didn't see anything coming up the street.


It sounded as though the siren were right on top of her and yet she still saw nothing in the street. WEEEE-YEEEEE! WEEEE-YEEEE!

She heard a squeal of tires and when she turned around she saw a tiny blue and white car, about the size of a small toy box, pull up right behind her.
A man, dressed in what looked like a police outfit, stepped out of the car. He was the size of a Barbie or a GI Joe.


"Please put your hands where I can see them!" he said in a squeaky voice.
The little girl looked at her hands, then, confused, showed her hands to the little man. Finally, she asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm a Please Officer. Part of the Please Patrol. Whenever a child forgets to say 'please,' it's our job to see that they are punished."
"Punished?" asked the little girl.
"I'm afraid so," said the Please Officer. "Please drop and give me ten."
"Ten push-ups?" asked the girl.
"No. Ten pleases. "

The little girl shrugged, sat on the carpet and, counting each one out on here fingers, said, "Please, please, please, please, please. Please, please, please, please, please."
"Now," said the Please Officer, "please tell me what you say when you want something?"
"Please," said the little girl.
"That's precisely right," said the Please Officer.

"But why?" asked the little girl.
"Why what?" asked the Please Officer.
"Why do I have to say 'Please' for something like orange juice. I don't even really like orange juice."


The Please Officer didn't even blink before answering. "It's not for you. It's for the person who gets you something. Because it was nice of your Mother to get you the orange juice. And if you want her to get you more things in the future, you should be as polite as possible."
The little girl hung her head. "I'm sorry," she said softly.


"Don't tell me," said the Please Officer. "I'm just doing my job." With that, the Please Officer jumped back into the tiny Please Car and sped away.
The little girl finished her pancakes and orange juice and took her plate and glass into the kitchen where her Mother was reading the paper.

"Mom," said the little girl.
"Yes dear?"

"Thanks for the pancakes and the orange juice. Can I pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse have some more?"
And to this day, the Please Police have never had to visit that little girl's house again.
"Yay!" yelled the two children together.

"Can we have another story?" asked Joey. And then he quickly added, "Please?"
"Sure," said the Father.
"About a little girl and a little boy this time, please?" asked Elizabeth.
"Sure," said their Father again. "This one is called the Big Tickle."


The Big Tickle


Once upon the time there was a little boy and a little girl. They were sitting on the couch listening to their Father read bedtime stories, when-"

"Oh, Nooo!" screamed Elizabeth as she jumped up off the couch. "I know how this story ends!" Elizabeth ran to her bed, jumped in and hid under the covers.

The Father looked over to Joey, who suddenly understood why his sister ran away and he, too, jumped off the couch, and ran out of the room yelling, "No tickling! No tickling!" Joey got in to his bed and hid under his covers.

The Father smiled to himself, yawned softly, stretched, and slowly got up off the couch. Then he kissed both of his children good night and wished them, "Sweet dreams."


*********** THE END ************

©1998 Stuart B Baum and Molly Baum, Illustrations by Molly Baum

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Top books for boys

The full list of the top books for boys. Are your recommendations included? Add your suggestions in the comment box below.



1. The Top 10 of Everything 2007 by Russell Ash, Hamlyn (2008 edition available in the autumn)


2. Strange Powers of the Human Mind (Forbidden Truths) by Herbie Brennan, Faber


3. A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, Black Swan,


4. I Know You Got Soul by Jeremy Clarkson, Penguin


5. Guinness Book of Records 2007, Guinness (2008 edition available in the autumn)


6. 101 Things You Need To Know (And Some You Don’t) by Richard Horne, Bloomsbury


7. 101 Things To Do Before You’re Old and Boring by Richard Horne, Bloomsbury


8. Ripley’s Believe It or Not! by Robert LeRoy Ripley, Century


9. The Boys’ Book; How to be the Best at Everything by Guy McDonald, Buster Books


10. Chew on This: Everything You Don't Want to Know About Fast Food by Eric Schlosser,
Puffin


11. How to Spot a Hadrosaur in a Bus Queue by Andy Seed, Hodder


12. How to Avoid a Wombat’s Bum by Mitchell Symons, Doubleday


13. Why Don’t Penguins’ Feet Freeze? by Mick O'Hare, Profile Books


14. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Macmillan


15. Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe, Puffin


16. King Solomon’s Mines by H Rider Haggard, Penguin


17. Northern Lights (His Dark Materials) by Philip Pullman, Scholastic


18. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, Bloomsbury


19. Kidnapped (adapted by) Alan Grant, Barrington Stoke


20. Treasure Island by R L Stevenson, Bloomsbury


21. The Hobbit by J RR Tolkien, HarperCollins


22. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, Penguin


23. The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain, Penguin


24. Like Father Like Son by Tony Bradman (ed), Kingfisher


25. Unreal! by Paul Jennings, Puffin


26. Flight by Kazu Kibuishi, Image Comics


27. One Beastly Beast by Garth Nix, HarperCollins


28. The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith, Puffin


29. It Was A Dark and Silly Night by Art Spiegelman, HarperCollins


30. Scientific Progress Goes Boink (Calvin and Hobbes) by Bill Watterson, Time Warner


31. Talking Turkeys by Bejamin Zephaniah, Puffin


32. Arthur and the Invisibles by Luc Besson, Faber


33. The Spellgrinder’s Apprentice by N M Browne, Bloomsbury


34. The Forgotten Spell (Spellcaster Gamebooks) by Louisa Dent, Wizard Books


35. Castle of Wizardry (The Belgariad) by David Eddings, Corgi


36. Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke, Chicken House


37. Mirrormask by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean, Bloomsbury


38. Samurai (Saint of Dragons) by Jason Hightman, HarperCollins


39. Blade of Fire (The Icemark Chronicles) by Stuart Hill, Chicken House


40. Eldest by Christopher Paolini, Corgi


41. Clash of the Sky Galleons (The Edge Chronicles) by Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell,
Doubleday


42. Bloodsong by Melvin Burgess, Puffin


43. The Supernaturalist by Eoin Colfer, Puffi


44. Small-Minded Giants by Oisin McGann, Corgi


45. Takedown by Graham Marks, Catnip


46. Jango (Noble Warriors) by William Nicholson, Egmont


47. Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports (Maximum Ride) by James Patterson, Headline




48. A Darkling Plain (Mortal Engines Quartet) by Philip Reeve, Scholastic


49. Storm Thief by Chris Wooding, Scholastic


50. Darkside by Tom Becker, Scholastic


51. The Spook’s Secret (Wardstone Chronicles) by Joseph Delaney, Bodley Head


52. The Black Tattoo by Sam Enthoven, Doubleday


53. Coraline by Neil Gaiman, Bloomsbury


54. Setting of a Cruel Sun (The Lost Souls Stories) by Alan Gibbons, Orion


55. Nightrise (Power of Five) by Anthony Horowitz, Walker


56. Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy, HarperCollins


57. Breathe by Cliff McNish, Orion


58. Devil for Sale by E E Richardson, Barrington Stoke


59. The Intruders by E E Richardson, Corgi


60. Blood Beast (Demonata) by Darren Shan, HarperCollins


61. Crazy Creatures (Reality Check) by Gillian Arbuthnott, Barrington Stoke


62. The Fighting Pit (Bear Kingdom) by Michael Coleman, Orchard


63. Flanimals of the Deep by Ricky Gervais


64. High Rhulain (Redwall) by Brian Jacques, Puffin


65. The Dark Portal (Deptford Mice) by Robin Jarvis, Hodder


66. Mouse Noses on Toast by Darren King, Faber


67. Soul Eater (Chronicles of Ancient Darkness) by Michelle Paver, Orion


68. Fall 1152 (Mouse Guard) by David Petersen, Archaia (Publication due in June)


69. Nathan Fox by L Brittney, Macmillan


70. Mines of the Minotaur (Companion’s Quartet) by Julia Golding, Oxford


71. The Ship Between the Worlds by Julia Golding, Oxford


72. The Black Book of Secrets by F E Higgins, Macmillan


73. Here There be Dragons (Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica) by James A Owen,
Simon & Schuster


74. Here Lies Arthur by Philip Reeve, Scholastic


75. Larklight by Philip Reeve, Bloomsbury


76. Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan, Puffin


77. Physik (Septimus Heap) by Angie Sage, Bloomsbury


78. My Swordhand is Singing by Marcus Sedgwick, Orion


79. Endymion Spring by Matthew Skelton, Puffin


80. Ptolemy’s Gate (Bartimaeus Trilogy) by Jonathan Stroud, Corgi


81. Bloodline by Kevin Brooks, Barrington Stoke


82. Johnny Delgado Like Father Like Son by Kevin Brooks, Barrington Stoke


83. Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer, Puffin


84. Half Moon Investigations by Eoin Colfer, Puffin


85. Framed by Frank Cottrell Boyce, Macmillan


86. Grk and the Hot Dog Trail by Joshua Doder, Andersen Press


87. Final Lap (Traces) by Malcolm Rose, Kingfisher


88. The Crime Lord (F.E.A.R. Adventures) by Jak Shadow, Wizard Books


89. Tins by Alex Shearer, Macmillan


90. Great Britain (Jack Stalwart) by Elizabeth Singer Hunt, Red Fox


91. The Curse of the Nightwolf (Barnaby Grimes) by Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell, Doubleday


92. Montmorency’s Revenge by Eleanor Updale, Scholastic


93. The Obsidian Dagger (Horatio Lyle) by Catherine Webb, Atom

92. The Boy who was Wanted Dead or Alive – or both (Blart) by Dominic Barker, Bloomsbury


93. Sebastian Darke: Prince of Fools by Philip Cavney, Bodley Head


94. The Moomy’s Curse (Cows in Action) by Steve Cole, Red Fox


95. Toonhead by Fiona Dunbar, Orchard


96. The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean, Bloomsbury


97. So You Think You Know the Simpsons? by Clive Gifford, Hodder


98. It’s True You Can Make Your Own Jokes by Sharon Holt, Allen & Unwin


99. Ryan’s Brain (Jiggy McCue) by Michael Lawrence, Orchard


100. Measle and the Slitherghoul (Measle Stubbs Adventures) by Ian Ogilvy, OUP


101. Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People by Dav Pilkey,
Scholastic


102. Urgum the Axe Man by Kjartan Poskitt, Scholastic


103. A Hat Full of Sky by Terry Pratchett, Doubleday


104. Zip’s Apollo by Philip Ridley, Puffin


105. The Great Cow Race (Bone) by Jeff Smith, Cartoon Books


106. Boy and Going Solo by Roald Dahl, Puffin


107. Once by Morris Gleitzman, Puffin


108. Crusade by Elizabeth Laird, Macmillan (Publication due in June)


109. Secrets of the Fearless by Elizabeth Laird, Macmillan


110. The Highwayman’s Footsteps by Nicola Morgan, Walker


111. Billy the Kid by Michael Morpurgo, Collins


112. Private Peaceful by Michael Morpurgo, HarperCollins


113. Rebel Cargo by James Riordan, Frances Lincoln


114. The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, Bodley Head


115. Divided City by Theresa Breslin, Corgi


116. Game Boy (4u2read.ok) by Alan Durant, Barrington Stoke


117. Stat Man (FYI) by Alan Durant, Barrington Stoke


118. Lady Friday (Keys to the Kingdom) by Garth Nix, HarperCollins


119. The Penalty by Mal Peet, Walker


120. Dream On by Bali Rai, Barrington Stoke


121. Goal 2: Living the Dream by Robert Rigby, Corgi


122. Agent Orange (Spy High) by A J Butcher, Atom


123. Sakkara (New Heroes) by Michael Carroll, HarperCollins


124. Jimmy Coates: Revenge by Joe Craig, HarperCollins


125. True Spy Stories (Usborne True Stories) by Paul Dowswell and Fergus Fleming, Spies
(Publication due in June)


126. The Flight of the Silver Turtle by John Fardell, Faber




127. The Devil’s Breath by David Gilman, Puffin (Publication due in June)


128. Double or Die (Young Bond) by Charlie Higson, Puffin


129. Ark Angel (Alex Rider) by Anthony Horowitz, Walker


130. Meltdown (Special Agents) by Sam Hutton, HarperCollins


131. Deep Waters (Zac Power) by H I Larry, Egmont


132. The Fall (Cherub) by Robert Muchamore, Hodder


133. Deadline by John Townsend, Barrington Stoke


134. S.T.O.R.M. by E L Young, Macmillan


135. The Hand of the Devil by Dean Vincent Carter, Corgi


136. The Aztec Code by Steve Cole, Bloomsbury


137. Bunker 10 by J A Henderson, OUP


138. Sure Fire by Jack Higgins and Justin Richards, HarperCollins (Publication due in May)


139. Bloodbones (Fighting Fantasy) by Steve Jackson and Ian Livingstone, Wizard Books


140. Troll Blood (Troll trilogy) by Katherine Langrish, HarperCollins


141. The Beast Within (Nemesis) by Catherine Macphail, Bloomsbury


142. Avenger (Boy Soldier) by Andy McNab, Corgi


143. Operation Typhoon Shore (Guild Trilogy) by Joshua Mowll, Walker


144. Boffin Boy and the Invaders from Space (Boffin Boy) by David Orme, Ransom


145. Time Runners: Freeze Framed (Time Runners) by Justin Richards, Simon & Schuster


146. Flash Flood (Code Red Adventures) by Chris Ryan, Red Fox


147. Book the Thirteenth: The End by Lemony Snicket, Egmont


148. The Web of Fire by Steve Voake, Faber


149. Smokescreen by Bernard Ashley, Usborne


150. Mutant (Gr8reads) by Theresa Breslin, Barrington Stoke


151. Being by Kevin Brooks, Puffin


152. Billy Elliot by Melvin Burgess, Chicken House


153. The Bone Room by Anne Cassidy, Barrington Stoke


154. Moon Man by David Donohue, Egmont


155. The Road of Bones by Anne Fine, Corgi


156. The Thing with Finn by Tom Kelly, Macmillan


157. Flush by Carl Hiaasen, Corgi


158. Under the Skin by Catherine Macphail, Barrington Stoke


159. Captives by Tom Pow, Corgi


160. BurnOut by Robert Swindells, Barrington Stoke


161. Case Closed by Gosho Aoyama, Gollancz


162. Help I’m a Classroom Gambler by Pete Johnson, Corgi


163. The Paradise Plot by Natasha Narayan, Egmont


164. The Inventors by Alexander Gordon Smith, Faber


165. Tide of Terror (Vampirates) by Justin Somper, Simon & Schuster


166. Running the Risk (Shapeshifter) by Ali Sparkes, OUP


167. H.I.V.E. (Higher Institute of Villainous Education) by Mark Walden, Bloomsbury

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

My favourite superstar--"SACHIN TENDULKAR"

Hi! everybody!
Now, dis time i m putting forward my fovourite superstar till date--- no points 4 guessing --- u felt it right---"SACHIN TENDULKAR" ....
The ontent is basically taken 4m wikipedia...but hope i wl make my own review sooner.....

So, enjoy the making n flourishing f a born "SUPERSTAR".... So, again the repeated lines..." just follow me "!!! yo !!!



Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar pronunciation (help·info) (Marathi: सिचन तेंडुलकर; born 24 April 1973) is a current Indian cricketer who was rated by Wisden (2002) as the second greatest Test batsman ever[1] after Sir Don Bradman. He made his international debut in 1989 and holds several batting records in both Test Cricket and ODI Cricket. A perennial crowd-favorite, he is the only Indian cricketer to receive the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, India's highest sporting honour for his performance in 1997-1998. Many commentators and fellow players regard him as one of the greatest batsmen the game has seen




Personal life

Tendulkar hitting a six off Sreesanth, Challenger Series 2006, M.A.Chidambaram Stadium
Born to a middle class family of Rajapur Saraswat Brahmins in Bombay, now known as Mumbai. His father Ramesh Tendulkar, a Marathi novelist named him after his favourite music director Sachin Dev Burman. He was encouraged to play cricket by his elder brother, Ajit Tendulkar. He has 2 more siblings - brother Nitin Tendulkar and sister Savitai Tendulkar. Nitin's son Rohan Tendulkar born in 1990 is also a cricketer and represents Mumbai in junior cricket tournaments.
In 1995, Sachin Tendulkar married Anjali Tendulkar (born 13 feb 1971), the paediatrician daughter of Gujarati industrialist Anand Mehta. They have two children, Sara (born 12 October 1997) and Arjun (born 23 September, 2000).
Tendulkar sponsors 200 under-privileged children, every year through Apnalaya, a Mumbai-based NGO associated with his mother-in-law, Annaben Mehta. He is reluctant to speak about this, or other charitable activities, choosing to preserve the sanctity of his personal life despite the overwhelming media interest in him.





Career

Early days of cricket
He attended Sharadashram Vidyamandir School where he began his cricketing career under the guidance of his coach and mentor Ramakant Achrekar. During his early days as a schoolboy cricketer he went to the MRF pace academy to train as a pace bowler but was sent back home. While at school, he was involved in unbroken 664-run partnership in a Harris Shield game in 1988 with friend and team mate Vinod Kambli, who also went on to represent India. At the time, this was a record partnership in any form of cricket, until 2006 when it was broken by two under-13 batsmen in a match held at Hyderabad in India. When he was 14 Indian batting maestro Sunil Gavaskar gave him a pair of his used ultra light pads. "It was the greatest source of encouragement for me," he said nearly 20 years later after passing Gavaskar's top world record of 34 Test centuries.


Domestic career


In 1988/1989, he scored 100 not-out in his first first-class match for Bombay against Gujarat. At 15 years and 232 days he is the youngest cricketer to score a century on his first-class debut.
Sachin Tendulkar is the only player to score a century while making his Ranji Trophy, Duleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debut.

International career
Tendulkar is ambidextrous, batting, bowling and throwing with his right hand, but preferring to write with his left hand, practising left-hand throws at the nets on a regular basis. Tendulkar played his first international match against Pakistan in Karachi in 1989, facing the likes of Wasim Akram, Imran Khan, Abdul Qadir and Waqar Younis. He made just 15 runs, being bowled by Waqar Younis, who also made his debut in that match. It was an inauspicious start, but Tendulkar followed it up with his maiden Test fifty a few days later at Faisalabad. His One-day International (ODI) debut on December 18 was equally disappointing, where he was dismissed without scoring a run, again by Waqar Younis. The series was followed by a tour of New Zealand in which he fell for 88 in the Second Test. John Wright, who later became the coach of India, took the catch that prevented Tendulkar from becoming the youngest centurion in Test cricket. His maiden Test century came in next tour, to England in August 1990 at Old Trafford. Tendulkar further enhanced his development into a world-class batsman during the 1991-1992 tour of Australia that included an unbeaten 148 in Sydney (the first of many battles against Shane Warne who made his debut in the match) and a brilliant century on the fast and bouncy track at Perth. He has been Man of the Match 11 times in Test matches and Man of the Series twice, both times in the Border-Gavaskar Trophy against Australia.
Tendulkar's performance through the years 1994-1999, coincided with his physical peak, at age 20 through 25. Tendulkar was told to open the batting at Auckland against New Zealand in 1994.[2] He went on to make 82 runs off 49 balls. His first ODI century came on September 9, 1994 against Australia in Sri Lanka at Colombo. It had taken Tendulkar 79 ODIs to score a century.
Tendulkar's rise continued when he was the leading run scorer at the 1996 Cricket World Cup, topping the batting averages whilst scoring two centuries.
This was the beginning of a period at the top of the batting world, culminating in the Australian tour of India in early 1998, scoring three consecutive centuries. These were characterised by a pre-meditated plan to target Australian spinners Shane Warne and Gavin Robertson, to whom he regularly charged down the pitch to drive over the infield. This technique worked as India beat Australia. Following the series Australian spinner Shane Warne ruefully joked that he was having nightmares about his Indian nemesis.[3]
Indian Captain Mohd. Azharuddin was going through a lean patch and India were playing against Pakistan in Sharjah 1997. Sachin and Navjot Siddhu hit 100's to set a record partnership for the first wicket. Sachin returned back after getting out and found Azhar in two minds to bat out. Sachin boosted Azhar to bat and Azhar unleashed 29 runs in mere 10 balls. It enabled India post a score in excess of 300 runs for the first time. India went on to win that match.
A chronic back problem flared up when Pakistan toured India in 1999, with India losing the historic Test at Chepauk despite a gritty century from Tendulkar himself. Worse was to come as Professor Ramesh Tendulkar, Tendulkar's father, died in the middle of the 1999 Cricket World Cup. Tendulkar flew back to India to attend the final rituals of his father, missing the match against Zimbabwe. However, he returned with a bang to the World cup scoring a century (unbeaten 140 off 101 balls) in his very next match against Kenya in Bristol. He dedicated this century to his father.[4]
Tendulkar, succeeding Mohammad Azharuddin as captain, then led India on a tour of Australia, where the visitors were comprehensively beaten 3-0[5] by the newly-crowned world champions. After another Test series defeat, this time by a 0-2 margin at home against South Africa, Tendulkar resigned, and Sourav Ganguly took over as captain in 2000.
Tendulkar made 673 runs in 11 matches in the 2003 World Cup, helping India reach the final. While Australia retained the trophy that it had won in 1999, Tendulkar was given the Man of the Series award. The drawn series as India toured Australia in 2003-2004 saw Tendulkar making his mark in the last Test of the series, with a double century in Sydney, which was also the last test appearance of one of cricket history's most successful captian Steve Waugh. Tennis elbow then took its toll on Tendulkar, leaving him out of the side for the first two Tests when Australia toured India in 2004. He played a part in the face-saving Indian victory in Mumbai, though Australia had already taken the series 2-1, with the Second Test in Chennai drawn.
Sachin is an integral part of Think-Tank. He's often found discussing with the captain and involved in building strategies. Current Captain, Rahul Dravid publicly acknowledged that it was Sachin, who suggested to promote Irfan Pathan to #3. Pathan's swash buckling batting did impress every one, but he was later removed from that position, as his bowling started to be less effective and he would need to concentrate more on his bowling.
On 10 December, 2005, at Feroz Shah Kotla, he delighted fans with a record-breaking 35th Test century, against the Sri Lankans.
On 6 February 2006, Tendulkar scored his 39th ODI hundred, in a match against Pakistan. He followed with a run-a-ball 42 in the second ODI against Pakistan on February 11, 2006, and then a 95 in hostile, seaming conditions on 13 February, 2006 in Lahore, which set up an Indian victory.
On 19 March 2006, after scoring an unconvincing 1 off 21 balls against England in the first innings of the third Test in his home ground, Wankhede, Tendulkar was booed off the ground by a section of the crowd,[6] the first time that he has ever faced such flak. While cheered on when he came for his second innings, Tendulkar, was the top scorer in the second innings[7] and yet was to end the three-Test series without a single half-century to his credit, and news of a shoulder operation raised more questions about his longevity.
Tendulkar was operated upon for his injured shoulder forcing him to skip the tour of West Indies in 2006.
On 23 May 2006, after deciding not to undergo a scheduled fitness test, he announced he would miss the tour of the Caribbean for the Test series. However he agreed to play 5 games for Lashings World XI in order to regain fitness for a possible August comeback. He had scored 155, 147(retired), 98, 101(retired) & 105 in the 5 matches for Lashings XI with strike rate of well above 100 and was the top scorer in all the matches.
Also in his first Twenty20 match with international opposition, although unofficial, Tendulkar hit 50 not out off 21 deliveries to blast the International XI to 123 after 10 overs against the Pakistan XI.
However as of July,2006 The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) announced that the longest-serving international cricketer has overcome his injury problem following a rehabilitation programme and is available for selection.
He then came for the DLF cup in Malaysia and became the only Indian batsman to shine. In his most recent comeback match, against West Indies on 14th September 2006, Tendulkar responded to his critics who believed that his career was inexorably sliding with his 40th ODI century. Though he scored 141*, West Indies won the rain-affected match by the D/L method. In January 2007 Tendulkar scored a 76-ball century against the West Indies which makes it his 41st ODI century. He reached a hundred on the last ball of the Indian innings. Tendulkar now has 17 more ODI tons than Sanath Jayasuriya who is second on the list of ODI century-makers.[8]
Wisden named Tendulkar one of the Cricketers of the Year in 1997, the first calendar year in which he scored 1,000 Test runs. He repeated the feat in 1999, 2001, and 2002. Tendulkar also holds the record for scoring 1,000 ODI runs in a calendar year. He has done it six times - 1994, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000 and 2003. In 1998 he made 1,894 ODI runs, still the record for ODI runs by any batsman in any given calendar year.
At Cricket World Cup 2007 in the West Indies, Tendulkar and the Indian cricket team had a dismal campaign. Tendulkar had scores of 7 (Bangladesh), 57* (Bermuda) and 0 (Sri Lanka). As a result, former Australian captain Ian Chappell, brother of current Indian coach Greg, called for Tendulkar to retire in his column for Mumbai's Mid Day newspaper[9]


Bowling

While not a regular bowler, Sachin Tendulkar has taken 39 wickets in 136 Tests and 148 wickets in 384 ODIs. He can bowl medium-pace,leg spin and off-spin with equal ease. He often bowls when two batsmen have been batting together for a long period, and can often be a useful partnership breaker. Though his Test bowling average is above 50 and his ODI bowling average above 40, he is considered[10] as the man with the Golden arm[11] who breaks partnerships.[12]
On more than one occasion,[13] he has had a strong influence on an Indian victory with his bowling. Notable among his bowling exploits are:
5 wicket haul against Australia[14] at Kochi in the 1997-98 Series . Set 269 runs to win, Australia were cruising comfortably at 203/3 in the 31st over. Sachin turned the match for India taking wickets of Michael Bevan, Steve Waugh, Darren Lehmann, Tom Moody and Damien Martyn for just 32 runs in 10 overs.
Final over control against South Africa in 1993 Hero-cup semifinals. South Africa needed 6 runs to win the match in the final over. Sachin, bowling 3 dot balls in that over, conceded just 3 runs to help India win the match and reach the Finals of the tournament.[15]
Performance of 4/34 in 10 overs against West Indies[16] in Sharjah where the Windies were bowled out for 145.
He single handedly won the ICC 1998 quarterfinal at Dhaka to pave way for India's entry into the Semifinals, when he took 4 Australian wickets after scoring 141 runs in just 128 balls.
Tendulkar took three wickets on the final day of the famous Kolkata Test against Australia in 2001, which India won after following on, 274 runs behind on the first innings. Tendulkar took the key wickets of Matthew Hayden — who made a hundred in the previous Test at Mumbai and a double century in the next — and Adam Gilchrist, another centurion at Mumbai.
The googly that got Moin Khan's wicket during the first test match in Multan is still considered to be most memorable delivery bowled by Sachin in test matches.


Criticism

Despite his record of scoring the most Test centuries, none of Tendulkar's innings found a place in the Wisden 100, a statistics-based list released by Wisden in 2001 of the 100 "greatest Test batting performances". Wisden stated that most of his best performances had come in draws and defeats, and so received a much lower weighting as they did not contribute to a victory.[17]
His two tenures as captain of the Indian cricket team were not particularly successful. When Sachin took over as Captain in 1996, it was with huge hopes and expectations. However, by 1997 team prospects were quite bad. Azharuddin was credited with saying "Nahin jeetega! Chote ki naseeb main jeet nahin hai!",[18] which translates into : "He won't win! It's not in the Shorty's destiny". During his second run, after constantly complaining that the national selectors weren't giving him the team he wanted, he resigned after a disastrous tour of Australia where India lost 0-3 in the Tests and managed to win only one of 8 ODIs. Incidentally, he was named man of the series for the Test matches.
Sachin Tendulkar was also allegedly criticized by erstwhile Indian coach Greg Chappell on his attitude.[19] As per the report, Chappell felt that Tendulkar would be more useful down the order, while the latter felt that he would be better off opening the innings which he has been doing for major portion of his career. Chappell also believed that Tendulkar's repeated failures were hurting the team's chances. In a rare show of emotion, Tendulkar hit out at the comments attributed to Chappell by pointing out that no coach has ever mentioned about his attitude being incorrect. On April 7, 2007, the Board of Control for Cricket in India issued a notice to Sachin Tendulkar asking for an explanation for his comments made to the media. [20]


Controversies

Sachin Tendulkar has always made effort to stay out of controversies and he did have fair amount of success in staying away from trouble. However, on & off the field, he had rare 'bad days' which doesn't reflect on the true nature of the batting maestro.
Ferrari Custom Duty Incident: In commemorating Sachin Tendulkar's feat of equalling Don Bradman's 29 centuries in Test Cricket, automotive giant Ferrari invited Sachin Tendulkar to its paddock in Silverstone on the eve of the British Grand Prix (23 July 2002) to receive a Ferrari 360 Modena from the legendary F1 racer Michael Schumacher.[21] On September 4, 2002 India's then finance minister Jaswant Singh wrote to Sachin telling him that the government will waive custom's duty imposed on the car as a measure to applaud his feat.[22] However the rules at the time stated that the customs duty can be waived only when receiving an automobile as a prize and not as a gift. It is claimed that the proposals to change the law (Customs Act)was put forth in Financial Bill in February 2003 and amended was passed as a law in May 2003. Subsequently the Ferrari was allowed to be brought to India without payment of the customs duty (Rs 1.13 Crores or 120% on the car value of Rs 75 Lakhs).[23] When the move to waive customs duty became public in July 2003, political and social activists protested the waiver[24] and filed PIL in the Delhi High Court. With the controversy snowballing, Sachin offered to pay the customs duty and the tab was finally picked up by Ferrari.[25] Tendulkar has been seen taking his Ferrari 360 Modena for late-night drives in Mumbai.
Main article: Mike Denness and Indian cricket team incident
Ball Tampering Charges: Television cameras picked up images of Sachin cleaning the seam of the cricket ball, amounting to altering the condition of the ball in the second test match between India and South Africa at St George's Park, Port Elizabeth.[26] The match referee Mike Denness found Sachin Tendulkar guilty of ball tampering charges and handed him a one Test match ban.[27] With Mike Denness taking action against 5 other Indian cricketers on various charges, the incident escalated to a larger issue and led to Mike Denness being barred from entering the venue of the third test match. ICC revoked the official status of the match and on the recommendations of a review commission, the ban on Sachin Tendulkar was revoked. Sachin's ball tampering charges & Sehwag's ban for excessive appealing triggered a massive backlash from the Indian public that the real facts of the case was never reviewed and the matter put to rest appropriately.
Stranded on 194: In the first test match of India's historic tour of Pakistan in 2004 at Multan, the acting captain's (Rahul Dravid) decision to declare the innings with 16 overs remaining on Day 2 and when Sachin was playing with a score of 194 NO ignited controversy. In meeting with the press that evening, Sachin Tendulkar responded to a question on missing 200 against Pakistan by stating that he was disappointed and that the declaration had taken him by surprise.[28] Reflecting his stature in Indian cricket & his penchant for avoiding issues, the nature of the statement and ex-cricketers debating the merits of the decision as a reflection on Tendulkar & Rahul's relationship fueled the controversy. The controversy was so huge that it completely overshadowed one of Indian cricket's landmark innings by a young Virender Sehwag - a score of 309 which is the highest ever by an Indian in Tests. Many former cricketers[29] commented[30] that Dravid's declaration was in bad taste. The media noted at the time that the decision had apparently been made by Sourav Ganguly,[31] and Ganguly himself later admitted that it had been a mistake.[32] The wording of the statement indicating that it had not been Dravid's call. The controversy was put to rest when Rahul Dravid, Sachin Tendulkar and the coach - John Wright spoke to the media after the team's victory and stated that the matter was spoken internally and put to rest.[33]



Records

Sachin Tendulkar's career performance graph.

Test Cricket
Game Appearances:
On his Test debut, Sachin Tendulkar was the third youngest debutant (16y 205d). Mushtaq Mohammad (15y 124d) and Aaqib Javed (16y 189d) debuted in ODI matches younger than Tendulkar. Since then, there has been 2 players who were younger than Sachin on their Test Cricket debut: Hasan Raza - Pakistan (14y 227d), the current youngest debutant, and Mohammad Sharif - Bangladesh (15y 128d).[34]
As on 10 April 2007, Tendulkar has played the most number of Test Matches for India (Kapil Dev is second with 131 Test appearances).
Tendulkar is fourth on the list of players with most Test caps. Steve Waugh (168 Tests), Allan Border (158 Tests), Shane Warne (145 Tests) have appeared in more games than Tendulkar[35]
Runs Scored:
4th highest tally of runs in Test cricket (10,793). Second Indian after Sunil Gavaskar to make over 10,000 runs in Test matches.[36]
Tendulkar and Brian Lara are the fastest to score 10,000 runs in Test cricket history. Both of them achieved this in 195 innings.[37]
On 3 January 2007 Sachin Tendulkar (5751) edged past Brian Lara's (5736) world record of runs scored in Tests away from home. Tendulkar achieved this in 75 away Test matches while Lara had scored his runs in 66 away Tests.
Career Average 55.06 - the highest average among those who have scored over 10,000 Test runs.
Tendulkar has 4 seasons with 1000 or more runs - 2002 (1392 runs), 1999 (1088 runs), 2001 (1003 runs) and 1997 (1000 runs).[38] Gavaskar is the only other Indian with four seasons of 1000+ runs. Only Hayden and Lara have five seasons with 1000+ runs in International cricket.
Centuries:
Highest number of Test centuries (36), overtaking Sunil Gavaskar's record (34) on 10 December 2005 vs Sri Lanka in Delhi. Brian Lara has also scored 34 Test Centuries.[39]
When Tendulkar scored his maiden century in 1990, he was the second youngest to score a century. Only Mushtaq Mohammad had scored a century at an younger age by 1990. Tendulkar's record was bettered by Mohammad Ashraful in 2001/02 season.[40] The record for previous youngest Indian centurion was held by Kapil Dev.
Tendulkar's record of five centuries before he turned 20 is a current world record.[40]
Tendulkar holds the current record (217 against NZ in 1999/00 Season) for the highest score in Test cricket by an Indian when captaining the side.[41] Gavaskar held the previous record (205 against West Indies in Bombay - 1978/79 season)
Tendulkar has scored centuries against all test playing nations.[39] He was the third batman to achieve the distinction after Steve Waugh and Gary Kirsten. The current list also includes Brian Lara, Ricky Ponting, Rahul Dravid, Jacques Kallis, Adam Gilchrist and Marvan Attapattu.


ODI

Highlights of Tendulkar's ODI career include:
Game Appearances:
Matches Played: 384 (as of 18th May, 2007)
Consecutive ODI Appearances: 185[42]
Most Stadium Appearances: 90 different Grounds
On his debut, Sachin Tendulkar was the second youngest debutant. Only Aaqib Javed debuted in ODI matches younger than Sachin Tendulkar. Since then, there has been 4 players who were younger than Sachin on their ODI debut: Hasan Raza (Pakistan) - the current youngest debutant), Mohammad Sharif (Bangladesh), Shahid Afridi (Pakistan) and Ramveer Rai (UAE)
Runs Scored:
Most Runs: 14,847 Runs (as of 20th Mar, 2007). He is the leading run scorer in the ODI format of the game and the only player to cross the 14,000 run mark.
Highest individual score among Indian batsmen (186* against New Zealand at Hyderabad in 1999). The score of 186* is listed the fifth highest score recorded in ODI matches
Holds the record for scoring 1,000 ODI runs in a calendar year. He has done it six times - 1994, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000 and 2003.
First cricketer to cross 10,000-run mark. Only six other players have passed 10,000 runs in ODIs since then(Sanath Jayasuriya, Sourav Ganguly, Rahul Dravid, Ricky Ponting, Brian Lara, and Inzamam ul Haq). Sachin was the fastest to reach 10,000 runs taking 259 innings and has the highest batting average among batsmen with over 10,000 ODI runs
Centuries & Fifties Record:
Most centuries: 41
Only player to have over 100 innings of 50+ runs (41 Centuries and 77 Fifties)(as of 20th Mar, 2007)
Fifties: 77. Inzamam-ul-Haq (83) is the one of only two batsmen who have scored more Fifties. Rahul Dravid (78) is second on the list.[43]
Most centuries vs. Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Sri Lanka and Zimbabwe.
ODI Awards:
Most Man of the Match Awards: 53 Man of the Match Awards
Most Man of the Series Awards : 13 Man of the Series Awards
Calendar Year Record:
Most ODI runs in a calendar year: 1,894 ODI runs in 1998.
Most Centuries in a calendar year: 9 ODI centuries in 1998
Partnership Records:
Sachin Tendulkar with Sourav Ganguly hold the world record for the maximum number of runs scored by the opening partnership. They have put together 5,621 runs in 117 matches that includes 16 century partnerships and 21 fifty run partnerships]].[44] The 16 century partnerships for opening pair is also a world record.
Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid hold the world record for the highest partnership in ODI matches when they scored 331 runs against New Zealand in 1999 at the LBS, Hyderabad[45]
Sachin Tendulkar has been involved in six 200 run partnerships in ODI matches - a record that he shares with Sourav Ganguly and Ricky Ponting.[46]


World Cup

Most runs (1,796 at an average of 59.87 as on 20th Mar 2007) in World Cup Cricket History including 4 centuries & 13 fifties with a best score of 152* against Namibia in 2003 world cup
673 runs in 2003 Cricket World Cup, highest by any player in a single Cricket World Cup
Player Of The World Cup Tournament in the 2003 Cricket World Cup.

Miscellaneous
Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 50 centuries in international cricket. He has now scored 77 (36 in Tests, 41 in ODIs).
Tendulkar was the first overseas cricketer to play for Yorkshire CCC in 1993, in more than 100 years of the club's history.
Sachin Tendulkar was the first batsman in Test Cricket to be declared as run out by a third umpire (using television replays) in 1992 against South Africa in South Africa.
During India's 1999-2000 tour to Australia, he was declared out LBW after ducking and being hit by bouncer that kept low by umpire Daryl Hair, which lead commentators to coin the term "shoulder before wicket".[47][48]


Achievements

Awards

1994: Arjuna Award Receipient for achievements in Cricket[49]
1997: Tendulkar was one of the five cricketers selected as Wisden Cricketer of the Year[50]
1997/98: Sachin Tendulkar received India's highest sporting honour - Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna[51]
1999: Awarded Padma Shri - India's civilian medal of recognition[52]


Media Recognition

In August of 2003, Sachin Tendulkar was voted as the "Greatest Sportsman" of the country in the sport personalities category in the Best of India poll conducted by Zee News.[53]
In November 2006, Time magazine named Tendulkar as one of the Asian Heroes.[54]
The current India Poised campaign run by The Times of India has nominated him as the Face of New India next to the likes of Amartya Sen and Mahatma Gandhi among others.


Business Interests

Books

Book Cover of one of many Tendulkar's biographies.
Sachin Tendulkar has been the subject of various books. The following is the listing of books focused on Tendulkar's career:
Sachin: The Story of the World's Greatest Batsman by Gulu Ezekiel. Publisher: Penguin Global. ISBN: 978-0143028543[56]
The A to Z of Sachin Tendulkar by Gulu Ezekiel. Publisher: Penguin Global. ISBN: 978-8174765307[57]
Sachin Tendulkar-a definitive biography by Vaibhav Purandare. Publisher: Roli Books. ISBN: 8174363602[58]
Sachin Tendulkar - Masterful by Peter Murray, Ashish Shukla. Publisher: Rupa. ISBN: 8171678068[59]