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Ashesh Deep guesses the name of Fake IPL Player Characters name.

Glossary:-

Aila / Little Monster  – Sachin Tendulkar

Akram Azam – Kamran Khan

Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth

Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar

Babli – Preity Zinta

Badshah Dildo / Mr. Vinnie Dildo (Dildo paagal hai) – SRK

Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad

Bangla Tiger – Mashrafe Bin Mortaza

Bevdaa Team – Royal Challengers

Batliwala – Mallaya

Bhookha Naan – Buchanan

Big Mac – Mathew Hayden

Big Brother – Raj Kundra

Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty

Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya

Bevdaa – Jesse Rider

BubLee – Brett Lee

Buddhiman Baba – Wriddhiman Saha

Bunty – Ness Wadia

Bubblies  – King’s XI Punjab

Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh

Candy Nickle – Andrew Bichel

Calypso King – Gayle

Castro – Fidel Edwards

Chatterjee Kaku – Bong bhadralok on TV ad (Old Guy from the KKR Ad ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’)

Chikna Pussy – David Hussey

Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli

Chinnu Popli – Sreevats Goswami

Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh

Chota Chetan – Gautam Gambhir

Cool Dude – Dhoni

Desis – Mumbai Indians

Deewar – Rahul Dravid

Deeghra Patan – Irfan Pathan

Dhakkans  – Deccan Chargers

Dhakkan coach – Darrell Lehman

Dilwales – Delhi Daredevils

Durbaan of Patiala – Tom Moody

Emerald Pearl – Angelo Mathews

Ganji Hanger  – Sanjay Bangar

Gilli Danda – Ashok Dinda

Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma

Havaii Chappal – Greg Chappell

John Wrong – John Wright

Joker – Meyang Chang (of Indian Idol fame)

Junta Tormentor – Ajantha Medis

Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar

Kameez Pajama – Rameez Raza

Kishen Kanhaiyaa – Ravi Shastri

KKR Coach – Matthew Mott (As he is the assistant head coach)

Lady Jaya – Mahela jayawardane

Little Sister – Shamita Shetty

Little John – Ishant Sharma

Lordie / Lord Almighty – Sourav Ganguly

Mangal Pandey – Laxmi Ratan Shukla

Meera Bhai  – Harbhajan Singh

Messiah – Steve Waugh (Aussie player with very close ties to Kolkata – Udayan)

Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa

Pedophile Priest – Adam Gilchrist

Peter Ka Beta / Re-Peter – Peterson

Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh

Rajpoots  – Rajasthan Royals

Ram (Very Very Special friend) – Laxman

RVR Singh /Pamela Inder Singh – VRV singh

Sandy Baddy babe – Mandira Bedi

Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi

Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne

Sheeghra-Patan – Yousuf Pathan

Shakespeare – Akash Chopra

Sheru – Virender Sehwag

Skipper – McCullum

Springbok – Morne van Wyk

Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting

Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik

Vakeel Saab – Sangakarra

This was my guess. For any correction, Please comment.

Ashesh