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Ashesh Deep guesses the name of Fake IPL Player Characters name.

Glossary:-

Aila / Little Monster  – Sachin Tendulkar

Akram Azam – Kamran Khan

Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth

Arnold Power – Ramesh Powar

Babli – Preity Zinta

Badshah Dildo / Mr. Vinnie Dildo (Dildo paagal hai) – SRK

Baja of Baroda – Anshuman Gaekwad

Bangla Tiger – Mashrafe Bin Mortaza

Bevdaa Team – Royal Challengers

Batliwala – Mallaya

Bhookha Naan – Buchanan

Big Mac – Mathew Hayden

Big Brother – Raj Kundra

Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty

Boy George – Joy Bhattacharya

Bevdaa – Jesse Rider

BubLee – Brett Lee

Buddhiman Baba – Wriddhiman Saha

Bunty – Ness Wadia

Bubblies  – King’s XI Punjab

Bubaan – Arindam Ghosh

Candy Nickle – Andrew Bichel

Calypso King – Gayle

Castro – Fidel Edwards

Chatterjee Kaku – Bong bhadralok on TV ad (Old Guy from the KKR Ad ‘Tum Bhi Jeetoge’)

Chikna Pussy – David Hussey

Chirkut Teli – Virat Kohli

Chinnu Popli – Sreevats Goswami

Chintu Singh – Anureet Singh

Chota Chetan – Gautam Gambhir

Cool Dude – Dhoni

Desis – Mumbai Indians

Deewar – Rahul Dravid

Deeghra Patan – Irfan Pathan

Dhakkans  – Deccan Chargers

Dhakkan coach – Darrell Lehman

Dilwales – Delhi Daredevils

Durbaan of Patiala – Tom Moody

Emerald Pearl – Angelo Mathews

Ganji Hanger  – Sanjay Bangar

Gilli Danda – Ashok Dinda

Ghati Baba – Rohit Sharma

Havaii Chappal – Greg Chappell

John Wrong – John Wright

Joker – Meyang Chang (of Indian Idol fame)

Junta Tormentor – Ajantha Medis

Kaan Moolo – Ajit Agarkar

Kameez Pajama – Rameez Raza

Kishen Kanhaiyaa – Ravi Shastri

KKR Coach – Matthew Mott (As he is the assistant head coach)

Lady Jaya – Mahela jayawardane

Little Sister – Shamita Shetty

Little John – Ishant Sharma

Lordie / Lord Almighty – Sourav Ganguly

Mangal Pandey – Laxmi Ratan Shukla

Meera Bhai  – Harbhajan Singh

Messiah – Steve Waugh (Aussie player with very close ties to Kolkata – Udayan)

Panty Curry – Robin Uthappa

Pedophile Priest – Adam Gilchrist

Peter Ka Beta / Re-Peter – Peterson

Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh

Rajpoots  – Rajasthan Royals

Ram (Very Very Special friend) – Laxman

RVR Singh /Pamela Inder Singh – VRV singh

Sandy Baddy babe – Mandira Bedi

Saala Slimeball – Lalit Modi

Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne

Sheeghra-Patan – Yousuf Pathan

Shakespeare – Akash Chopra

Sheru – Virender Sehwag

Skipper – McCullum

Springbok – Morne van Wyk

Sticky Something – Ricky Ponting

Style Bhai spinner – Murali Karthik

Vakeel Saab – Sangakarra

This was my guess. For any correction, Please comment.

Ashesh

Leonardo of the 21st century

A few centuries ago, a few people began questioning the assumption that people knew how to think about the physical world. Neither philosophy nor religion seemed to be able to stave off famine and epidemic. The enlightenment was about a new method for thinking. Part of that new method was the way of asking and testing questions known as science, which provided the knowledge needed to create new medicines, new tools, new weapons, and new economic systems. Today, we are blessed with technology that would be indescribable to our forefathers. We have the wherewithal, the know-it-all to feed everybody, clothe everybody, and give every human on the Earth a chance. We know now what we could never have known before-that we now have the option for all humanity to "make it" successfully on this planet in this lifetime. But, still there is something that lacks, perhaps, a new method of thinking. A tool is not the task, and that is why often the invisible, social or some non-physical aspects make all the difference. Years ago Peter Drucker answered it as "Technology is not about tools, it deals with how Man works." New paradigms always throw new questions, and so new technologies did. Interestingly, technologies answered them also. There's some truth to each of these answers, yet they all fall short because we assume that we know how to think about technology. I think, just because we know how to make things doesn't guarantee that we know what those things will do to us or what kind of things we ought to make. Knowing how to think about technology is a skill one needs to teach oneself the way we taught ourselves previous new ways of thinking such as mathematics, logic, science and design. One needs to think like Leonardo did. Yes, at the time we need to broaden our perspective to see technologies from design, humanities, art, psychology and social aspects and vise versa.

I think for me also, ‘I know how to do something now I need to learn what to do’.